I got wasted on orange juice at 8 years old and it bit me in the back
I got the worst hangover
I got high on chocolate-covered espresso beans at 12 or 13
I got the worst headache
I got addicted to My Little Pony at 8 or 9 and it took up all my money and time

Well the last hope almost lost it
when a gangster's ghost took him but
belief can turn a man into a monolith.
And if you'd believe in me,
I could drive a spike right into the world.
We came,
and we saw,
but we couldn't see what was next.
It took up all my money and time.