Third man in, yeah
One'll get ya two but three's a bust
Do what ya can, do what ya must
But I don't think that we can negotiate
There's something that I'm goin' to instigate
Hey

Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah

Two's company, three's a crowd
Helpin' out your buddy, well it ain't allowed
Now I'm up in the press box sawin' a log
I gotta room with the coaches dog

Hey
Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah

One'll get ya two but three's a bust
Do what ya can, do what ya must
But I don't think that we can negotiate
There's something that I'm goin' to instigate

Hey
Third man in, yeah
Third man in, yeah baby