All you want to do is sit around and pout
And now I got enough and so I'm getting out

I'm leaving now
I'm leaving now
I'm a long gone daddy I don't need you anyhow

I been in the doghouse so doggone long
That when I get a kiss I think that something's wrong

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I'll go find a gal that wants to treat me right
You go get yourself a man that wants to fight

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You start your jaws a-wagging and it never stop
You never shut your mouth until I blow my top

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I remember back when you were nice and sweet
Things have changed, you'd rather fight than eat

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I'm a-gonna do some riding on the midnight train
I'm taking everything except my ball and chain