Someone sent your roses, Karen
Oh isn't that nice, Karen
That's twice this week, isn't that, Karen?
Yeah you're a lucky girl, Karen

Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret
Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret too
And that secret is you

What kind of candy do you like, Karen?
What is your dress size, Karen?
Why would I want to know? Oh!
I guess I'm just curious, Karen

Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret
Karen has a secret admirer
And I have a secret too
And that secret is you

And the secret is you