Down in the graveyard on a Saturday night
When the chains on the gates are locked up tight
You're my graveyard girlfriend
The whole damn world is going to hell
But when I'm with you I could never tell
You're my graveyard girlfriend

The dead are all at rest in peace, with just the bare necessities
You're my graveyard girlfriend
I don't care what the neighbors say
I'll be your graveyard boyfriend till my dying day
You're my graveyard girlfriend

One day I'll lay next to you in a beautiful coffin built for two
You're my graveyard girlfriend