Can We Please toast to the muthafucker douchebags tonight!

Do you know where to find marble conference tables.
I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though.

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

Classical music is tight yo

I make awesome decisions in bike stores

French fries are the devil

Black is the new black

I love me!!!!!