You are lavender's little lap dog
We always see you snogging in the hall
We wonder if you're awake at all

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"my sweetheart"…that says it all
If it was any bigger, you couldn't walk
It's the ugliest thing we've seen since percy in a thong

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Lav lav's always got you up against the wall
Your tongue's so busy you can't even talk
We hope she kisses better than auntie muriel

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(lavender complaining….)