He ripped us off
He ripped us off
That Ludo Bagman ripped us off
He took our gold
When we were right
Guess he thought we'd let it go without a fight

He shouldn't have messed with Fred & George
'Cause we are gonna get back what is ours
We'll give his address to the goblins he cheated
Just to even the score
That's why you don't mess with Fred & George

Hermione
Hermione
You're not going to stop us, Hermione
You ended our tests
In the common room
Next you'll probably take away out brooms

We know that your Prefect badge is new
But taking advantage of first years is what we do
We might give you a chocolate
That has you running for the bathroom door
That's why you don't mess with Fred & George