Oh-oh-oh! Look who's coming!
What a surprise!
Quelle surprise! Bravo!

Born in China, but you're one of us now
Don't you think it's time that you took a bow?
With two big patches 'round your eyes, you gave my heart a lift
The joy you bring just makes me sing
What a precious, priceless gift!

Tumbling into town one wonderful day
Dressing black and white, a dazzling display
Now I suppose your funny nose is not a work of art
But your amazing wailing voice has a chant on every heart

Pandi Panda, our lovely Chinese bear
Pandi Panda, for you we truly care
Pandi Panda, those skies are often gray
Pandi Panda, you must not run away

Come on, Pandi Panda
I've just cooked for you a thick stew of bamboo
And a glass of milk! Come and enjoy!

Though we know at times you're along for your home
In those mountains, hunters secretly roam
And some prefer a panda's fur, so we just took a vote
If you're our friend, you'll never end up as a carpet or a coat

Pandi Panda, our Catholic cookie clown
Pandi Panda, we'll never let you down
Pandi Panda, our chubby chummy chum
Pandi Panda, our Paldamonium

Pandi Panda, our cuddly, cuddly clown
Pandi Panda, we'll never let you down
Pandi Panda, our chubby, shiny chum
Pandi Panda, our Paldamonium
Pandi Panda, don't fret and don't you fuss
Pandi Panda, you're snug and safe with us
Pandi Panda, it's clear as it can be
Pandi Panda, you found a family

Pandi Panda!