I'm not rich (yes you are)
I'm not rich (yes you are)
I'm not rich (yes you are)

I'm scottish (no you're not)
I'm scottish (no you're not)
I am scottish (no you're not)

I'm fat (no you're not)
I am fat (no you're not)
Yeah I'm fat (no you're not)

We're all together
In this land
This great scotland
And it don't matter
If you're rich or fat
Come together

I'm not rich (yes you are) (come together)
I'm not rich (yes you are) (in this land)
I'm not rich (yes you are) (this great scotland)

I'm scottish (no you're not) (and it don't matter)
I'm scottish (no you're not) (if you're rich or fat)
I am scottish (no you're not) (come together)

I'm fat (no you're not) (we're all together)
I am fat (no you're not) (in this land)
Yeah I'm fat (no you're not) (this great scotland)

And it don't matter
If you're rich or fat
Come together