Theme of The Glorious Janitors
Resurrected from the dead, never before so alive
Placed here on earth to drive you insane
We will get into your head, by now it's much too late
We'll infiltrate your head and infiltrate your brain

We're the Glorious Janitors
The pompous magnanimous janitors
Release the hounds! Lock up your daughters!
We're coming through like rushing water
The Glorious Janitors
The stupendous fabulous Janitors
Music is our only goal
We're here to save Rock and Roll!

Watch John pound the drums, see Loran strum strum strum
A wall of sound shall assault your ears
Hear Jordan thumping that bass, Brent will kick you in the face
When we let loose you'd better keep clear

We're the Glorious Janitors
The pompous magnanimous janitors
Release the hounds! Lock up your daughters!
We're coming through like rushing water
The Glorious Janitors
The stupendous fabulous Janitors
Music is our only goal
We're here to save Rock and Roll!