I'd like to have you around for dinner
Wrap you up in salt and pepper
I could think of nothing better
Than to have you for dinner

I'd run you a hot bath
And serve us up a tasty broth
I'd let you lay beside me
On the whitest table cloth

Invite your friends and family
Serve them with suspense
Imagine the calamity
When they realize they're eating straight evidence

Carnivorous by design
Beware this hungry heart of mine