His name is Noel
I have a dream about him.
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour.

oh how he rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Him girlfriend's a bitch
She brings a gun to school
And she'd simply kick
my ass if she knew the truth
she lives on my block
and drives an IROC
And she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me...

cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to iron maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
he's walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake.
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me

"I've got two tickets
to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday-
don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing