Fred and George, you make us laugh
Fred and George, you're the best brothers in the world
Fred and George, you opened up a joke shop
Fred and George, and it was full of lots of crazy pranks

The world is crazy and the world is tough
All these dark days and we've had enough
People getting killed, people getting cursed
Imperio, Crucio, Avada Kedavra
But you guys make life easier to bear

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You're Gryffindor jokesters; the favorite class clowns
Crowds are always gathered when the Weasley's are around
Let's investigate what's going on
Puking, nosebleeds, explosions
You break the rules
Thanks for dropping out of school

Chorus

by padzombie