Sit still.
There are no moments to shine.
That look is all wrong for you.
Just keep smiling and keep that twinkle in your fucking eye. Yes, you may. Have to fake it.

Don't worry, I've got it covered.
Don't worry, I've got it covered.
I'll do those black-eyed deeds.
I'll keep them in stitches.
I'll be your ugly.
I'll play the fall guy.
I'll be routine.
You just let me know, when it's gone on long enough.

Just let me know when this has gone long enough for you.
And remember, you wanted this.
You can have your laughs.
The joke's on me this time.
Just keep laughing.
I've got it all covered.
Just for you.
I've got it all covered.
I'll do those black-eyed deeds.
Just for you.
I'll keep them in stitches just for you.