I like to do a song of a great social and poetical import
It goes like this

Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

Oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until three
So oh lord, won't you buy me a color tv?

Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, lord, please don't let me down
Prove that you love me and buy the next round
Oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody!
Oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So oh lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz?

That's it!