It's one o'clock and time for lunch
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk

There's always been Ethel
"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now."

And then Mister Lewis
"Isn't it time that he was out on his own?"

Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!
Keep them moving blades sharp...

I know what I like, and I like what I know
Getting better in your wardrobe
stepping one beyond your show

Sunday night, Mr Farmer called, said
"Listen son, you're wasting time; there's a future for you in the fire escape trade. Come up to town!"
But I remembered a voice from the past
"Gambling only pays when you're winning"
I had to thank old Miss Mort for schooling a failure
Keep them moving blades sharp...

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe
stepping one beyond your show

I know what I like, and I like what I know
getting better in your wardrobe
stepping one beyond your show

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk
Me, I'm just a lawnmower
you can tell me by the way I walk