Voices in the chamber
Murmurings on the floor
Dissension on the benches
Echoes around the hall
The Iron Lady bellows
The House in disarray
The opposition are seething
It's always been that way

Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors
Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors

Carefully crafted rhetoric
Never straying too close to the point
So many vested interests
In the hammer house
Rally all your comrades
Stick to your guns
Agree to disagree
Whatever the outcome

Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors
Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors
Horrors, horrors, horrors

Welcome to my chamber
There's so much here to do
You can laugh or joke
Or curse and swear
And run the country too
Deep down in the belly
Of your revered democracy
You can say just what you want to say
But don't you disagree with me, no

If you have a local problem
You can come and share it with us
We'll do our best to help you
But don't you make too much of a fuss

Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors
Here, in the chamber of horrors, horrors