Bored as hell and time to fill
Gonna make up brand new thrills
Newsflash, youth and crime
Make a modern-day Frankenstein
When you're weaned on the cathode ray
Self-fulfilling prophecy
Out tonight to kill some time
Gonna write tomorrow's headline

CHORUS:
You can talk around the world by satellite
but you can't go leave home
You gotta stay inside
You can talk around the world by satellite
but you can't go leave home

GUITAR SNOT SOLO

Mom and dad, they watch the news
All the stories of the men in blue
Wouldn't show it if it wasn't true
It's got 'em shakin' in their shoes
Newsflash, youth and crime
Make a modern-day Frankenstein
Out tonight to kill some time
Gonna write tomorrow's headline

CHORUS, PIMP ROLL GUITAR, CHORUS...