In a bit
The sermon will begin
I'll teach you ways
To cleanse your souls of sin

Embrace this knowledge
Don't be discouraged
I'll guide you through
You just keep listening

Pray, obey
All that crap will never pay
Though you'll surely go to heaven
If you stand enough pain

Shrive, deprived
You're no good while you're alive
Though you'll surely go to heaven
If I help you to die