How low, how low did your monastery go?
Did you call yourself a beggar?
Did you call your deadly foe?
Did you call yourself a shovel that was suffocating snow?

How long, how long did your estuary run?
Did you call yourself a father?
Did you call yourself so dumb?
Did you call yourself a shovel that was suffocating fun?

Oh, I ain't going to fuck you around
I fucked a lot of ponies
But the pony's got to get down
I done a lot of fucking
Got ability to get down