Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey Dracula, I heard you...suck
Now Vincent Price, was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

(Chorus)
Well, you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good,
No, no, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead horray for horrorwood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my...face
Hey tall man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet

(Chorus) x2