She chooses all the clothes
She'll wear tonight to dance in
(She dances, she prances
She dances, she prances)
The places that she goes
Are filled with guys from groups
Yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for a chance
To break her pants in

Provocative squats!
(Gum-me-on-m'lung-a)
Provocative squats!
(Gum-me-on-m'lung-a)
Provocative squats!
(Gum-me-on-m'lung-a)
Provocative squats!
(Gum-me-on-m'lung-a)

Well at least there's sort of a choice there
Twenty or thirty at times there have been
Somewhat desirable boys there
Dressed really spiffy with long hair
Waiting for girls they can
Shove it right in

La-la, la-la, la, la-la
La-la, la-la, la, la-la

Well at least there's sort of a choice there
Twenty or thirty at times there have been
Somewhat desirable boys there
Dressed really spiffy with long hair
Waiting for girls they can
Shove it right in