I once met a person of abnormal size, seemed like a vision of old
When he walked the ground shook, put a crick in my neck
What's your size, man, if I could be so bold?

I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother
I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son!
You never listen, you never listen
Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone

I got no disease, just this burden on my back
Got big genes, so I'm told
Yet, you scurry around and always making sound
Your questions are getting really old

I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother
I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son
You never listen, you never listen
Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone

Well, lurch said, "you rang?" goliath was a pain
And jolly green's growing mold
I've heard these old wisecracks and now it's gonna rain
Why are little people always so bold?

I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother
I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son
You never listen, you never listen
Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone

I ain't gonna bother, I ain't gonna bother
I ain't gonna bother to tell you, son
You never listen, you never listen
Well, I don’t play ball, just leave me alone