Stripper in a public bar
Waving a jar
Hope she doesn't go too far
Saving up for a car

Hope you're gonna like the show
Because if no one wants to know
She'll have to do it all again

There must be more to this life
Than dreaming scheming and money
There must be more to this life
Mystical mother arabesque

Vicar in a public bar
Waving his jar
Trying to forget the choir
In a public bar
He's wandered in to have his beer
And seen the stripper in the mirror
And now he's counting up to ten