Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward still can't find reverse

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
It;s worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Star Ship Captain James T. Kurk

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill Men

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
It;s worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain