Beach bartender, work those blenders
Like a DJ, make those rocks shake (la-la-la-la)
Shake it up to the rhythm of the island (la-la-la-la-la-la)
Mix it up, mix it up just right, man (la-la-la-la)

Hold the umbrella (hold the umbrella)
It just gets in the way (yeah)
Hold the umbrella (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Won't be needin' one today (yeah, yeah)

Seen a lot of women in my day
And I could tell, girl, you were brighter
Nice bodies all on display
When them boys come, you don't even bother (la-la-la-la)

Hold the umbrella (hold it up)
It just gets in the way (ooh, yeah, yeah)
Hold the umbrella (said, hold it up)
Won't be needin' one today