Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
but they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men
from funky China Town
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
and everybody knew their part
from a feinting to a slip
And a kicking from the hip

Everybody…

There was funky Billy Chin
and little Sam mi Chung
He said: here comes the big boss
let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand
started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip
now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody…