My baby
Doesn't crave me
She won't let
Her love me save

She wants my
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami

She
Don't like crazies
Or angry
She tells me

She wants my
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami

I hope
Maybe someday
I'll comeback
And she'll say

She wants my
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami
Hard, hard, hard, hard salami