I am a doctor
I know what you need
A pelvic sort of examination
Não haverá nenhuma dor
No pain, no pain, no pain, no pain

I am a doctor
Have a seat
Will ya fill out these forms
I'll be with you in a moment
A moment, a moment, a moment, a moment

No hope, no hope, no hope, no hope
Let's make love

I am an engineer
You're doing that all wrong
See those stress points there
They'll never hold up
Never, never, never, never

No hope, no hope, no hope, no hope
Let's make love

I am a psychiatrist
Tell me your problems
So you hate your mother
Tell me your deepest thoughts
I can help you
You can trust me
I can help you
You can trust me