Yes, Adam was happy
As a man could be
Til Eve started messing
With that old apple tree

(Chorus):
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time

You can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She's never satisfied

(Chorus):

Marie Antoinette watched
Those cats at the gate
Then cried in French
Said, let em eat cake

(Chorus):

Yes, Adam was happy
As a man could be
Til Eve started messing
With that old apple tree

(Chorus):

You can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
They're never satisfied

Ain't that just like a woman
Yes, that's just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman
They'll do it every time