Who's there?
Who's stealing around the place?
Who's groping about for my wallet?
Who's tampering with my pocket?
Who's there?

Lock your door, and cock the gun
Or take your money and run
I said lock your door, and cock the gun
Or take your money and run.

They're going to coax you and cheat you
Cajole you and treat you like a fool
Just for fun
They're coming and coming, P & B
They're coming and coming around (twice)
So lock your door, and cock the gun
Or take your money and run.

Lock your door, and cock the gun
Or take your money and run
I said lock your door, and cock the gun
Or take your money and run.

With innocent smiles and oily jokes
Lots of charm and ratty clothes
They can fool just anyone
Oh, they're coming and coming, P & B
They're coming and coming around
So lock your door, and cock the gun or run
They're coming and coming, P & B