Woke up this morning
To start the day
I need a beer
Just to get away
I love feeling
I know the way
To get what I want to get everyday
Shots of vodka or tequila
One more round and then I'm done

I'm feeling crunk
I'm feeling drunk
I'm feeling lit up

I'm drunk as fuck
Where's my keys
Why the hell am I on my knees
I'm feeling sick
Too much Patron
Why is the world spinning out of control
Well there's 2 more shots
Should I take them or not
Can barely see
But the one thing I know is
I'm DRUNK AS FUCK!!!!!

We're at the club
We're having fun
But I'm the only one that knows that I'm drunk
I'm dancing wild
Like a rebel child
Got a beer in each hand and they're almost gone

I'm feeling crunk
I'm feeling drunk
I'm feeling lit UP

I'm drunk as fuck
Where's my keys
Why the hell am I on my knees
I'm feeling sick
Too much Patron
Why is the world spinning out of control
Well there's 2 more shots
Should I take them or not
Can barely see
But the one thing I know is
I'm DRUNK AS FUCK!!!!!

This hangover is not over
I should of stopped on the first shot
This time you'll see I'm really sorry
I'll never drink again
I'll never drink again

I'm drunk as fuck
Where's my keys
Why the hell am I on my knees
I'm feeling sick
Too much Patron
Why is the world spinning out of control
Well there's 2 more shots
Should I take them or not
Can barely see
But the one thing I know is

I'm DRUNK AS FUCK
Yeah, yeah
I'm DRUNK AS FUCK
Whoa, whoa
Well everybody's been
DRUNK AS FUCK!!!!!!