monday morning you've got to sign on. down the dole the queue is long. just like zombies you wait your turn. the more you declare the less you get. chorus: (2x) but they treat you like shit. join the army and end up dead. join the navy travel far. be a cop and grass your mates. looking for a job is just a farce. looking for a job but they treat you like shit. (4x) you giro hasn't come surprise surprise. walking in the rain to the dole you go. they'll keep you all morning so have a seat. they will give you a shout when they have finished.