Dance me a hairy butt brand new girlfriend
impersonate me a fossile zit on a planktonized rockband

Love to be a part of your sophisticated family
in spite of getting called a damaged soul oh-oh
but I still can't figure out how to take a shit
on that two million dollar cubist toiletbowl

Could it be worse oh sure of-curse
since a day or twelve I find myself

P a n t o m i m i n g w i t h y e r p a r e n t s
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU
P a n t o m i m i n g w i t h y e r p a r e n t s
EVERY DAY OFF AND IN THE WEEKENDS TOO

My darling learns me a lot I try so hard to understand her
from cosmopancakes to Jackson Pollock's socksuspenders

Promise not to tell anybody 'bout yer mother's cornflake
reincarnation oh-no
Nor a thing about yer daddy's theory that cows on the
moon are no fiction could it be...

All my friends think I'm a fool
her mammy and daddy really got me
into something that's a Battlestar Galactica
away from cool
Pantomiming with yer parents