If I were a man
With a silver-tipped cane
And spats of doeskin grey
If I owned a house
At the end of Park Lane
With butler and maid in my pay
If I wore silk ties and a beaver top hat
Everything custom-made
Would that be enough
Or would I need more
To have you Lady Anne
If I were a man
With a carriage fine
Drawn by horses that were the best
A golden pocket watch fine
That chimed out the time
Engraved with the family crest
If I were asked to the palace to dine
A most respected guest
Would that be enough
Or would I need more
To have you Lady Anne