The media lies
The statistics aren't right
They're all wrong as fuck
I think it's clear that they suck

No! Walloons and Flemings don't argue!
Never! Never a war between the two!
Vlammsen striiders, our brothers in law
BHV is fucking boring
As no-one is really interested in it
Black Yellow Red, the colours of Hellgium's flag

Dark Forces United As One!
No Money-transfers, they don't exist!