You, sir, you're untouchable
And you, sir, you're unstoppable
Outrageously ambiguous, knee-deep and ridiculous
Let's save some face and fool ourselves

You, sir, you're indispensable
And you, sir, you're indestructible
"I is what I aint" they say, and you can't have it any other way
Let's save some face and fool ourselves

Big yourself up, it's all the rage
Hush your mouth, act your age
I know it's good but I'm playing it down

You, sir, you're the things that I hate and the things that hate and you're so disposable
And you, sir, you're so accessible
'Sir' is the narrator here, he's hissing battle plans in my ear:
"Just save some face and fool yourself"