I'd like to get away, Junior
Somewhere alone with you
It could be oh, so gay, Junior
You need a laugh or two

A certain place I know, Frankie
Where funny people can have fun
That's where we two will go
Darling
Before you can count up
One, two, three
For

There's a small hotel
With a wishing well
I wish that we were there
Together
There's a bridal suite
One room bright and neat
Complete for us to share
Together

Looking through the window
You can see a distant steeple
Not a sign of people
Who wants people?
When the steeple bell says
"Good night, sleep well"
We'll thank the small hotel

We'll creep into our little shell
And we will thank the small hotel
Together