This is your captain speaking.

We've gone insane and we're slashing fares
On Lucifer Airlines

You drink champagne
And nobody cares about arriving on time

We know your name and your cross to bear
You'll answer for your crimes

And we'll save an extra seat for you
On the day you die
Sit back, relax and begin the view
And enjoy your flight

Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax

Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax

Crash positions 'cause we're going down
On Lucifer Airlines

Taking submissions
Turning no one down
We're hiring all kinds

Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relax
"Sit back, relax" continues in background
What have I? What have I?
Gotten myself into
This ain't no sexy vacation for two
I just don't know what to do now
Ai!

We love to fly
This is your captain speaking
We love to fly
This is your captain speaking
We love to fly
This is your captain speaking.
We love to fly
This is your captain speaking