Whisper whisper I'm a fool
Sweet sweet I'll tattoo you
Think think I'm bad
Slowly I'll squeeze your head
Fear fear I'm a cannibal
Fearless I'll eat you
Wish wish I'm gone
Lovelike I'll trick you

Pure petroleum jelly
spread on your skin
pure petroleum jelly
like a silverspoon
You cover everything

Whisper whisper I'm a fool
Sweet sweet I'll tattoo you
Think I'm insane
And slowly I'll squeeze your brain
Fear fear I'm a cannonball
And fearless I'll crush you
Wish wish I'm gone
Lovelike I'll trick you

Pure petroleum jelly
spread on my skin
Pure petroleum jelly
like a silverspoon
You cover everything

Well I'm going to Alabama
With my horse between my legs
'Cause my lover is baking pancakes
And I'm gonna eat them all
with brown sugar,white sugar,sugar,hmm hmm