Pink shirts and metro mohawks
is the new fashion in the club scene
And all the homo's on the dance floor
cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters

Queer eye for the metrosexual

They will be big noting themselves all week
about the bitches they want to mee
and shit talking about all teh Bacardi Breezers they're
gonna drink

Total show ponies

They will spend half their weeks pay
getting their fix on hair gell and crack wax
And then the're gonna go make love to themselves in the mirror

just shove 3 e's up your arse and then you will be fruity

Pink shirts and metro mohawks
is the new fashion in the club scene
And all the homo's on the dance floor
cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters

Queer eye for the metrosexual