Ahh, fuck, what time is it? Six, fuck, who needs to be up this early?
"Earl"
What?
"Earl, wake up"

What, I'm up... No
"Wake up, Earl"
No, I'm asleep with my
"Wake up, son"
No, I'm asleep with my eyes open, that's fucking logical

"Faggot"
What?
"Wake the fuck up"
I'm up
"You have school right now"
No, I have school at eight, it's six
"So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the fuck up"

I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen
"Earl"
What?
"Earl, wake the fuck up, you faggot!
How 'bout you shut the fuck up, mom?