Time to kill and cut to size
Anyone who would criticize
The band that wouldn't die-ie-ie
We're slut-core you fuckin' whore
Best you recognize
We are the band that wouldn't die-ie-ie
And you had best to recognize

Here lie The Dwarves
The Jesuses of cool
Here lie The Dwarves
No reason and no proo-oo-oof
Here lie the dwarves
Like turd in swimmin' pool
We got to do what we (Do what we)
Do what we (Do what we)

Time to kill and cut to size
Anyone who would criticize
The band that wouldn't die-ie-ie
And you had best to recognize
And say good-bye