Okay
So this is a voice recorder
I use it to talk with the versions of myself
From the future and from the past
And I've had this conversation with myself for eighty-one years now

Okay, how old are you?
Eight
Eight?
So that is more than ten times how old you are

So, what would you like to tell yourself from the future?
Do you want to give it a try?
It's okay
Let's count to ten
And when we're at ten you can say anything you want
Okay?

One, two, three, four, five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Go!