You wake up in the morning and
Put on your old hand-me-downs and then
You embarrass yourself
'Cause you're a Weasley

Are those freckles you're sportin' or
Is that poop on your face?
I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles
Because of the smell

I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
But you could not because, well nothing is all you got

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you because your family is poor

The way that your hair looks like some lice are living there
Is kind of funny to me
I try and not to be around you
'Cause you always smell like ... pee

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you because your family
Your family is poor