Went down to Knockturn Alley today
I went into the darkest doorway
I said, "I want something dangerous
I want something useful
And powerful
And I want it by the handful…."
Well, he just looked at me strange
I said, "Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know my father?
Haven't you heard? We're both Death Eaters
Who are you?
You're just a dirty little shopkeeper."

"So give me something that'll really knock 'em dead
Something that they'll think about all night when they lie awake in bed
Something that will set the dark things free
And put everything that is good and light into misery."

Went down to Knockturn Alley today
Went down to Knockturn Alley today
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Went down to Knockturn Alley today
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Went down to Knockturn Alley today
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)