Who's the guy
Who never seems to try?
Oh, it's Neville
It's Neville
Who's the guy
I really love to make cry?
It's Neville
It's Neville

Oh, Neville
Oh, do you really think you need those french fries?
Oh, Neville
I think you should pass on that second piece of pumpkin pie

Oh, Neville
You're stupid
You're useless
You're weak
You're the source of amusement for those strong enough to seek it

Oh, Neville
I love ya
You're hopeless, it's true
I am thankful every day
That I
Am not you
Oh, I am not you

Oh, Neville
You're so fine
You're so fine, it blows my mind
Hey, Neville
Hey, Neville

Oh, Neville
You're so fine
You're so fine, it blows my mind
Hey, Neville
Hey, Neville

Hey, Neville
You're so fine
You're so fine, it blows my mind
Hey, Neville
Hey, Neville
Hey, Neville
Hey, Neville
Hey…
Neville!