Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(a murder would be nice of course)

Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad
The evil league of evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear
So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up; there's no recourse
It's "hi-yo, silver!"
Signed: Bad Horse.