They got their board in mall's surf shop
They think look cool inside those wet suits
But at the beach they just sit on the sand
And wonder if they will be able to do
What the real surfers can

Those are the sand surfers we are talking about
They like to surf but they just don't know how

Everyone wears surf clothes
But at the water don't even know to float
And at the beach they just sit on the sand
And wonder if they will be able to do
What the real surfers can